The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called for meeting… on a Sunday morning… after breakfast…

Dad: People this is unacceptable. OK I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office But You too have to limit the use of the phone

Mum: Same here, I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work telephone

Son: Me too, I never use the home phone. I always use my company mobile

All of them now in a state of shock and together they look at their maid who until now is patiently listening to them